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kitty you are a legend!!

 

i remember me and crill taking a massive sniff of poppers at smile...then kissing each other and he fell back on the floor lol.gif

 

well dont take too much..im not wanting to cause heart attacks or anything unsure.gif

 

its one of those O's where its hard to stand up after it..cause your all dizzy from the poppers and OMG from the O..heehee.

 

another thing to do on poppers is spin your self round in chair or just run round in circles..lots of fun thumbs.gif

 

bungle..try both..then let us know whats better wink.gifyes.gif

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QUOTE (Bungle @ Feb 17 2004, 21:05)
Ooooo, I only had a big sniff just before. You didn't tell me the details. If I disapear soon its cos I'm having a proper go! LOL

And Sue, I think you've got that the wrong way round, I'm the sweet and inocent one and jilly, well shes possibly the dirtiest small scottish girl ever.

what a considerate mate?

 

would he do the same if he overdosed I wonder?

 

I hazard a guess that he's male?

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QUOTE (Billy Gonzalez @ Feb 17 2004, 21:09)
sad.gif Oh Kitty!! Not u too!!!!!!!!!!!

not alot of people know this but:

i have been trained for 2 years by mistress hoover in the art of 'filth' cool.gif

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"took a massive sniff once in the cross and actually jolted backwards!

 

could it knock u out?

 

how gutting would that be, just b4 the big 'O'

u sniff and knock urself out,next thing ya know ur mum's waking u up while ur naked,poppers in one hand,dildo in the other. "

 

I guess u'd feel like that girl with the pregnant lobster in the loo

The road of xs leads to the palace of wisdom... but tread carefully

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QUOTE (mistress_hoover @ Feb 17 2004, 21:10)

its one of those O's where its hard to stand up after it..cause your all dizzy from the poppers and OMG from the O..heehee.

GOD DAMN!!!!! grin.gifyay.gif

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QUOTE (Billy Gonzalez @ Feb 17 2004, 21:11)
"took a massive sniff once in the cross and actually jolted backwards!

could it knock u out?

how gutting would that be, just b4 the big 'O'
u sniff and knock urself out,next thing ya know ur mum's waking u up while ur naked,poppers in one hand,dildo in the other. "

I guess u'd feel like that girl with the pregnant lobster in the loo

pregnant lobster or pregnant girl?

 

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hang on.... ay?!

doing what in the loo?

shouldnt this be in the fishy thread? wink.gif

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QUOTE (kitty @ Feb 17 2004, 21:12)
QUOTE (mistress_hoover @ Feb 17 2004, 21:10)

its one of those O's where its hard to stand up after it..cause your all dizzy from the poppers and OMG from the O..heehee.

GOD DAMN!!!!! grin.gifyay.gif

Not unlike a rather large session with Russselldust, some mdma and a variety of soft and hard fruits...

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QUOTE (kitty @ Feb 17 2004, 21:11)
QUOTE (Billy Gonzalez @ Feb 17 2004, 21:09)
sad.gif Oh Kitty!! Not u too!!!!!!!!!!!

not alot of people know this but:

i have been trained for 2 years by mistress hoover in the art of 'filth' cool.gif

grin.gifgrin.gifgrin.gifgrin.gifgrin.gifgrin.gifgrin.gifgrin.gif

 

I feel so proud!!

 

my first pupil...whoo hoo!!

 

We need claire dc back..then the three of us can surely get the smut forum back!!

 

PLEASE! thanx.gif

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p.s

thankyou for my A* in the art of 'whipping'

and my B in what to do when u loose ur banana.

it will be off much help in the future,

my life has changed thanx.gif

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A girl walks into a public loo with some KY in 1 hand and a plump, red-tailed lobster in the other.

 

She then drops her knickers, holds the lobster tail-up down between her legs, closes her eyes, thinks of JT and burns the head of the poor sextoy with a lighter. Fun, fun, fun.

 

She woke up in hospital. The lobster was in fact pregnant and ejected its eggs (or 'gave birth' if u prefer) in a spray that startled the girl, she jumped up, banged her head violently and was found by the janitor as she was.

 

Unfortunately the poor lobster died. sad.gif

 

True story apparently

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QUOTE (kitty @ Feb 17 2004, 21:19)
QUOTE (Billy Gonzalez @ Feb 17 2004, 21:16)
Pregnant Lobster! Haven't u heard the urban legend?

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for once someone has 'lost' me huh.gif

k,

you really, really don't want to know

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