Ive got a new job!

[Steph]

Ive been offered a job as a podium dancer at one of my local clubs!

 

Start next friday!

[Bungle]

Good work!

 

Is that a club club or a cheesey club? You'll have the pick of all the sweaty lecherous pissed up men being a dancer.

[Steph]

Im afraid its a cheesy club

 

but i have to start somewhere i suppose!

[Tara]

Well done babe! One of the plus points of dancing for cheesy clubs is that they usually pay much better than proper clubs! But yeah, you'll defo. have to fight off all the beer boys, lol!

[Bungle]

Yeah definatly. Just make sure you don't slip on a pool of sick and fall on your arse

[Steph]

I'll try not too bungle

 

I'll be getting £12.50 an hour... not sure if thats good or not?

[Tara]

Most proper clubs don't even pay the dancers! They know lots of girls are willing to do it for free, so most don't even need to offer pay! Some of the best paid dancing work you get through dancing agencies, Slinky pay well, I got £70 for dancing for them! But thats definately a rare thing!

How many hours are you working for? And how many times do you have to dance per night?

[Steph]

Ill be dancing for 3 hours, and i think its 20 mins on 10 mins off or something like that anyway.

 

I cant wait, should be a right giggle!

 

[Tara]

3 hours isn't much, sure you'll have a right laugh! What outfits you going to wear?!

[Steph]

We have to wear hot pants, fluffies and little tops.

 

And i have to wear my army style bikini and fluffies aswell i think!

 

Hehe... cheeky!

[Tara]

Haha! Its much scarier wearing that kind of stuff in a cheesy club! Get ready for the blokes who think they're funny by cracking jokes like "oi love, think you forgot to shave yer legs" Pathetic!

[Guest Jay]

QUOTE (Tara @ Aug 24 2004, 21:13)

Haha! Its much scarier wearing that kind of stuff in a cheesy club! Get ready for the blokes who think they're funny by cracking jokes like "oi love, think you forgot to shave yer legs" Pathetic!

 

Classic joke that.

[Steph]

If anyone gets cheeky ill just have to remind them that it wont be very comfortable when they get a fluffy size 6 up their arse!!!

 

 

[Mr Moo]

QUOTE (Jay @ Aug 25 2004, 10:47)

Classic joke that.

Ive heard you say that in the past.

[squeakage]

how much is entry?

 

I'll drag ian along this weekend so we can watch you! hehe