Offensive World Records

[Aaron]

> MOST SEMEN SWALLOWED

> Michelle Monahan had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach in

> Los Angeles in July 1991.

>

> LONGEST PUBES

> Maoni Vi of Cape Town has hair measuring 32 inches from the armpits

> and 28 inches from her vagina.

>

> MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH

> Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation,completely

> insert a lubricated American football into her vagina.

>

> ZITS

> In July 1987, Carl Chadwick of Rugby, England, squeezed a zit and

> projected a detectable amount of yellow pus a distance of 7ft 1inch.

>

> WORST DRINK

> The most horrible drink to be considered a beverage and safely drunk

> is Khoona. It is drunk by Afghani tribesmen on their wedding night

> and consists of a small amount of still-warm very recently attained

> bull semen. It is believed to be a potent aphrodisiac.

>

> MOST OFFENSIVE COCKTAIL

> This is available from a few select bars in New York, contains tomato

> juice, a double shot of vodka, a spoonful of French mustard and a

> dash of lime. It is not mixed,but served with a tampon(unused)

> instead of a cocktail umbrella and known as a 'C*nt Pump'.

>

> GREATEST DISTANCE ATTAINED FOR A JET OF SEMEN

> Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in with a 'substantial' amount of

> seminal fluid. He also hold the records for the greatest height 12ft

> 4in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with

> 42.7mph.

>

> LONGEST TURD

> The longest dump ever verified was produced by an American, who

> produced a 'staggering turd' over a period of 2 hr 12 mins which was

> officially measured at 12 ft 2in. The offender is banned from 134

> washrooms in his state.

>

> MOST PROLONGED FART

> Bernard Clemmens of London managed to sustain a fart for an

> officially recorded time of 2 mins 42 seconds.

>

[Spunkmonkey]

fucking hell

 

MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH

Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation,completely

insert a lubricated American football into her vagina.

 

...gives a whole new meaning to 'hotdog in a hallway'

[BenRW]

[Ginge]

QUOTE (Spunkmonkey @ Aug 25 2004, 23:21)

fucking hell MOST CAVERNOUS CROTCH Linda Manning of Los Angeles could, without preparation,completely insert a lubricated American football into her vagina. ...gives a whole new meaning to 'hotdog in a hallway'

I had a video clip of a woman pushing an American football out of her....bits.

 

You couldnt even see it so I didnt know what to expect.

 

QUOTE

> MOST OFFENSIVE COCKTAIL > This is available from a few select bars in New York, contains tomato > juice, a double shot of vodka, a spoonful of French mustard and a > dash of lime. It is not mixed,but served with a tampon(unused) > instead of a cocktail umbrella and known as a 'C*nt Pump'.

 

Wouldnt mind giving that a go Sounds like a bloody Mary with a slight change.

[Dani Babyboo]

that is sick

[smegin2002]

any-one heard of "Sticky Vicky"! she was doing her thing in one of the pubs when i was in Benidorm last year the things she does with a string of razor-blades oooooooo painful

[tronicz]

bring on the khoona........

[colin66]

Did you unearth all that infomation from the internet? probably all true then