Women who request for men to sit on their face.

[Stu]

nice. felching is where two people dig up a recently buried male corpse in early stages or rigour mortis. you strip him naked and one person gets his cock in their mouth. the other person proceeds to jump on his stomach pushing all the rotting 'juices' out through his limp lifeless penis. swallowing is mandatory.

 

its Tara's turn to jump tonight.

[mistress_hoover]

QUOTE (Kether @ Feb 18 2004, 13:48)

QUOTE (Stu @ Feb 18 2004, 13:43) QUOTE (Kether @ Feb 18 2004, 13:42) QUOTE (Stu @ Feb 18 2004, 13:36) whats the word for gently tapping your cock on a woman's forehead whilst she licks your balls? chapping possibly... thats possible if you sit on a woman's face. not very arousing for either party but quite amusing. Ever "rose creepered" a girl, Stu? only your mum... go on - what is it? Seductively brush a beautiful long stem red rose against your sweetheart's neck, breasts, and inner thigh. Slowly rub the rose along her smooth skin as you tenderly kiss her entire body. After working her into the mood for some deep love making, unzip your fly and pull out your raging boner. Begin to punish-fuck her dumper while whipping her with the rose and screaming nasty obscenities at her. I bet she never saw that coming. oooooer misses!!   stu thats thing is wrong! YUK

[Guest Kether]

QUOTE (Stu @ Feb 18 2004, 13:52)

nice. felching is where two people dig up a recently buried male corpse in early stages or rigour mortis. you strip him naked and one person gets his cock in their mouth. the other person proceeds to jump on his stomach pushing all the rotting 'juices' out through his limp lifeless penis. swallowing is mandatory. its Tara's turn to jump tonight.

I thought felching was sucking up cum from someone's anus/vagina through a straw. Personally I reckon you can't beat a bit of the old buttock mustard.

[Stu]

QUOTE (Kether @ Feb 18 2004, 13:55)

QUOTE (Stu @ Feb 18 2004, 13:52) nice. felching is where two people dig up a recently buried male corpse in early stages or rigour mortis. you strip him naked and one person gets his cock in their mouth. the other person proceeds to jump on his stomach pushing all the rotting 'juices' out through his limp lifeless penis. swallowing is mandatory. its Tara's turn to jump tonight. I thought felching was sucking up cum from someone's anus/vagina through a straw. Personally I reckon you can't beat a bit of the old buttock mustard. oh shit - what an arse i have made of myself. felching is the thing with the straw. i described munging.

[Maria]

I liek to felch.

[russelldust]

QUOTE (Kether @ Feb 18 2004, 13:55)

QUOTE (Stu @ Feb 18 2004, 13:52) nice. felching is where two people dig up a recently buried male corpse in early stages or rigour mortis. you strip him naked and one person gets his cock in their mouth. the other person proceeds to jump on his stomach pushing all the rotting 'juices' out through his limp lifeless penis. swallowing is mandatory. its Tara's turn to jump tonight. I thought felching was sucking up cum from someone's anus/vagina through a straw. Personally I reckon you can't beat a bit of the old buttock mustard. Kether not only are you amusing today.   You are also correct in your explanation of felching.   Anyone know what 'jibbing is'?