come on chat, please

[betty boop]

Lets talk about anything, but lets talk please

[Ginge]

If you cut a worm in half, it'll grow into 2 full worms.

[Guest]

Will it ?

[betty boop]

I know that, clever isnt it.

 

Here is a picture of my close friend Bimbo..

 

 

Who's your friends and what do they look like?

[Ginge]

A female tarantula becomes a virgin every 7 months.

[Guest]

Check the Gallery

[Guest]

QUOTE (Ginge @ Sep 3 2004, 16:20)

A female tarantula becomes a virgin every 7 months.

I wish that would happen to us females !

[Ginge]

Heres a few questions to think about...

 

Why is bum fluff nearly always the same colour as your socks???

 

Which way would toast land if you only buttered half of each side??

 

If everybody in America farted in a westerly direction at the same time,

would Japan get wiped out by a GIANT tidal wave?

[betty boop]

QUOTE (Ginge @ Sep 3 2004, 16:32)

Heres a few questions to think about... Why is bum fluff nearly always the same colour as your socks??? Which way would toast land if you only buttered half of each side?? If everybody in America farted in a westerly direction at the same time, would Japan get wiped out by a GIANT tidal wave?

1/ because men pick their arseholes with their feet

 

2/ The toast would probably fold in half, mid air and still land butterside down

 

3/ Either a tidal wave or a massive gas wipe out, because some twat decide to light a ciggie

[Guest]

 

FACTS OF THE DAY BROUGHT TO YOU BY BETTY BOOP ORGANISATION.

[Ginge]

The main currency in the Ukraine is the MONGO

[betty boop]

you are just an encyclopedia of knowledge aren't you Ginge

[Ginge]

Yup...I'm full of useless crap.

[betty boop]

keep them coming, im learning loads

[Guest]

QUOTE (Ginge @ Sep 3 2004, 16:42)

Yup...I'm full of useless crap.

How on earth do you manage to wip your arse ?