come on chat, please

[Ginge]

The nose, on average, produces 3 cups full of SNOT per day, most of which dribbles down the back of your throat during the day.

 

If you pick up a hamster by the tail, its eyes will fall out

 

Anne Boleyn, wife of Henry VIII, had six fingers and three breasts.

 

More people get killed by being hit on the head by a coconut than bitten by sharks

 

It is illegal to cross the state boundries of Iowa with a duck on your head

 

It has been medically proven that alcohol, does in fact, kill brain cells. However, the use of marijuana, has also been medically proven to only numb the brain cells. When the user comes down from the high produced by the marijuana is when the cells are 'waking' or coming out of the numbing process. Until recently, scientists had reported that brain cells, once destroyed, cannot regenerate. Recent research has proven this to be false. The brain -can- actually regenerate brain cells.

 

In York, excluding Sundays, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow

 

A female orgasm is a powerfull painkiller (because of the release of endorfines), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex.

 

Cats can NOT hear 10 times better than people but CAN hear 10 times as far.

 

In Utah it is illegal to swear in front of a dead person.

 

I THINK THATS ENOUGH FOR NOW.

[Guest]

Ginge.

 

Is it really true that a ducks quack cannot echoe, ever ??

[betty boop]

*It is illegal to cross the state boundries of Iowa with a duck on your head*

 

wonder how often that one is tried out?

[Ginge]

Apparently so....and apparently NO-ONE knows why. I personally think its because the sound wave formed by the quack is of such a random frequency it reflects back into itself and knocks its self out of an audible level.

[Guest]

I want to try and test it.

[Ginge]

I'd like to see you trying to catch a duck to test it out. That would be so hilarious.

[Guest Shenlong]

QUOTE (Ginge @ Sep 3 2004, 16:54)

Apparently so....and apparently NO-ONE knows why. I personally think its because the sound wave formed by the quack is of such a random frequency it reflects back into itself and knocks its self out of an audible level.

nope. load of shit. a duck's quack does echo.

[Ginge]

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This is ABSOLUTELY MINGING....... If you are a regular traveller on the London Underground, here are some facts which you are going to wish you hadn't read. During Autumn of 2000, a team of scientists at the Department of Forensics at University College London removed a row of passenger seats from a Central Line tube carriage for analysis into cleanliness. Despite London Underground's claim that the interior of their trains are cleaned on a regular basis, the scientists made some alarming discoveries. The analysis was broken down. This is what was found on the surface of the seats: · 4 types of hair sample (human, mouse, rat, dog) · 7 types of insect (mostly fleas, mostly alive) · vomit originating from at least 9 separate people · human urine originating from at least 4 separate people · human excrement · rodent excrement · human semen When the seats were taken apart, they found: the remains of 6 mice · the remains of 2 large rats · 1 previously unheard of fungus It is estimated that by holding one of the armrests, you are transferring, to your body, the natural oils and sweat from as many as 400 different people. It is estimated that it is generally healthier to smoke five cigarettes a day than to travel for one hour a day on the London Underground. It is far more hygienic to wipe your hand on the inside of a recently flushed toilet bowl before eating, than to wipe your hand on a London Underground seat before eating. It is estimated that, within London, more work sick-days are taken because of bugs picked up whilst travelling on the London Underground than for any other reason (including alcohol)

[Guest]

QUOTE (Ginge @ Sep 3 2004, 16:57)

I'd like to see you trying to catch a duck to test it out. That would be so hilarious.

What ? In my wellies ?

[Ginge]

Yeah...your green froggy wellies.

[Guest]

[Phil rr]

i don't want to chat

 

i don't like the 'new' layout or the being forced to sign in.

 

sorry.

[BenRW]

QUOTE (Ginge @ Sep 3 2004, 17:02)

QUOTE This is ABSOLUTELY MINGING....... If you are a regular traveller on the London Underground, here are some facts which you are going to wish you hadn't read. During Autumn of 2000, a team of scientists at the Department of Forensics at University College London removed a row of passenger seats from a Central Line tube carriage for analysis into cleanliness. Despite London Underground's claim that the interior of their trains are cleaned on a regular basis, the scientists made some alarming discoveries. The analysis was broken down. This is what was found on the surface of the seats: · 4 types of hair sample (human, mouse, rat, dog) · 7 types of insect (mostly fleas, mostly alive) · vomit originating from at least 9 separate people · human urine originating from at least 4 separate people · human excrement · rodent excrement · human semen When the seats were taken apart, they found: the remains of 6 mice · the remains of 2 large rats · 1 previously unheard of fungus It is estimated that by holding one of the armrests, you are transferring, to your body, the natural oils and sweat from as many as 400 different people. It is estimated that it is generally healthier to smoke five cigarettes a day than to travel for one hour a day on the London Underground. It is far more hygienic to wipe your hand on the inside of a recently flushed toilet bowl before eating, than to wipe your hand on a London Underground seat before eating. It is estimated that, within London, more work sick-days are taken because of bugs picked up whilst travelling on the London Underground than for any other reason (including alcohol) thanks for reminding me to wash my hands b4 my pizza arrives