Take the Pikey test

[marias mum]

Ok now for the Pikey Test

 

clik here

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

opps one question they left out ...................

 

Have you ever bought

Tesco Value Facial Tissues

 

[Aaron]

You are definately entering the danger zone here. You have owned at sometime in your life a pet fish won from a funfair. You regularly buy Superdrug's own brand toiletries but ensure you carry them home in a Clinique carrier bag. You have a number of gold cards and run a respectable enough car, however, you would do well to remove the "Baby on board" sticker from the back. You enojy good food and wine courtesy of Delia Smith's home cookery course and have been to University.

 

[Ginge]

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You have a whiff of dog blanket about you and your shoes need to be resoled. You enjoy garden centres and eating out at country pubs. Your quite well known at the local KwikFit and think nothing of sticking a Bart Simpson doll yo your reat seat window. You have often enjoyed a curry or kebab after a night down the pub and have used a doorway as a public toilet. It is likely that you have been arrested for a minor offence and count George Best as an idol. You are likely to have been educated to A level standard.

 

What a load of crap.

 

I've shopped at Iceland

I've had a KFC family bucket

I've bought Barretts shoes

My ex bought me a ring from Argos

I love pot noodle

I've bought a 2nd class stamp to make up the postage on a parcel

I've had loads of "own brand" cola

M&S food IS too expensive

I think my work trousers are 100% poly

One of my old neighbours is a bus driver

My family always refer to dessert as "afters"

I've worn the same socks 2 days running when I've slept round a friends house

I use to save my boiled sweets when I was at school (i use to keep them in my pocket)

My ex-father in law use to take us to Little chef every now and again.

I had to use shake'n'vac when my ex moved out. I had to get the smell of dog out of the carpet

 

15/40...I dont think any of those answers constitute me being a pikey.

[marias mum]

PIKEY

[Ginge]

You have a whiff of dog blanket about you

Nope..I smell of JPG aftershave

your shoes need to be resoled

I dont wear shoes...not even at work

You enjoy garden centres and eating out at country pubs.

Cant stand garden centres or pub food

Your quite well known at the local KwikFit

I dont even know where the local Kwik Fit is

think nothing of sticking a Bart Simpson doll yo your reat seat window.

I dont have a car

You have often enjoyed a curry or kebab after a night down the pub

CURRIES ROCK!!! The hotter the better

used a doorway as a public toilet.

Who hasnt?

you have been arrested for a minor offence

Nope...never

count George Best as an idol.

Hes a drunk, womanising cock. Total wanker. Deserves to die

You are likely to have been educated to A level standard.

Nope...left school...went to college for a year...got a job..all GCSE's for me

[Guest]

QUOTE (marias mum @ Sep 6 2004, 19:36)

Ok now for the Pikey Test clik here

*claps*

 

[Bushy]

You have a whiff of dog blanket about you and your shoes need to be resoled. You enjoy garden centres and eating out at country pubs. Your quite well known at the local KwikFit and think nothing of sticking a Bart Simpson doll yo your reat seat window. You have often enjoyed a curry or kebab after a night down the pub and have used a doorway as a public toilet. It is likely that you have been arrested for a minor offence and count George Best as an idol. You are likely to have been educated to A level standard.

 

 

i got 11 yes' so i'm just in that bracket, but i have to agree with the ginger warrior on this, the questions are a bit pish!

[Ginge]

How many people HAVENT had a kebab or pot noodle?

 

Ginger Warrior wont let this one go

 

I aint no fookin pikey.

[smegin2002]

QUOTE (Ginge @ Sep 6 2004, 20:44)

Ginger Warrior wont let this one go I aint no fookin pikey.

[marias mum]

QUOTE (Bushy @ Sep 6 2004, 20:39)

i got 11 yes' so i'm just in that bracket, but i have to agree with the ginger warrior on this, the questions are a bit pish!

not being a pikey myself I would have said hmmmmmm yes the questions do stink a bit of stale urine

[Bushy]

hahaha!

 

well done.

 

[Phil rr]

 

my name's wurzel and i live in someone elses barn.

[BenRW]

QUOTE

1-5 Answers: You're generally far removed from Pikey Island, however, your brother once introduced you to a girl who lived on an estate and shattered your illusions of Barrett Homes being a character from an Emily Bronte novel. You like expensive shops and generally only travel by London Taxi. Your mother once served you fish fingers, however you have adapated enough in adult life to only purchase Tesco's finest crab cakes as a substitute. You have the presence of mind to sneer at a bottle of Freixenet.

 

 

up to the first comma it is completely correct, then it goes walkies into la la land

[Ginge]

QUOTE (benrostwood @ Sep 6 2004, 23:05)

QUOTE 1-5 Answers: You're generally far removed from Pikey Island, however, your brother once introduced you to a girl who lived on an estate and shattered your illusions of Barrett Homes being a character from an Emily Bronte novel. You like expensive shops and generally only travel by London Taxi. Your mother once served you fish fingers, however you have adapated enough in adult life to only purchase Tesco's finest crab cakes as a substitute. You have the presence of mind to sneer at a bottle of Freixenet.     up to the first comma it is completely correct, then it goes walkies into la la land It might bump into Phil rr then. I've heard he hangs around there at about this time of year.

Edited September 6, 2004 by Ginge

[Phil rr]

don't knock it, it's nice here, lots of greeny velvet.