Fake Tan: A warning

[Guest Kether]

QUOTE

shagging *** last night, in the ass, i thought i'd do the right thing and pull out (here i add she'd just applied a san tropez thingy). spuffed all up her front. when i wiped it of, it took the st tropez with it, leaving white marks from pubic to collar bone. I got some on her face but it didn't leave a mark.

 

[Maria]

It's all about the beds init.

 

Silly bitch.

[Guest Kether]

QUOTE (Maria @ Feb 18 2004, 13:54)

It's all about the beds init. Silly bitch.

Nobby's such a wrong'un.

[Maria]

hahah it can only happen to him !!

 

I miss him BADLY

 

My best buddy :'(

 

Did he put it on gurn ?

[Guest Kether]

QUOTE (Maria @ Feb 18 2004, 14:00)

hahah it can only happen to him !! I miss him BADLY My best buddy :'( Did he put it on gurn ?

Nah, he respects his gf far too much for that.

[Maria]

So how do you know then ?

 

Did you spek to him on MSN ?

 

I bet he though it was hillarious though

[Guest Kether]

QUOTE (Maria @ Feb 18 2004, 14:01)

So how do you know then ? Did you spek to him on MSN ? I bet he though it was hillarious though

He was quiet proud of himself, beats the time I did the same to Louisa (she didn't have fake tan) and she ran off crying.

[Maria]

Boys will be boys.

 

Funny stories though

 

Nobby is the daddy.

Edited February 18, 2004 by Maria

[Guest Kether]

QUOTE (Maria @ Feb 18 2004, 14:04)

Boys will be boys. Funny stories though Nobby is the daddy.

His "no strings facial" story tops them all.

 

Poor lass.

[Maria]

Do tell...

[Guest Kether]

QUOTE (Maria @ Feb 18 2004, 14:07)

Do tell...

The short version is that he got well pissed, persuaded some girl into a no-strings facial. He went back to hers, she got ready and he got guilty cos he was seeing rhi and ran off leaving her there wondering what the hell had just happened.

[Maria]

 

Is he still with Rhi ?