Top 10 sports comments.

[Ginge]

Top ten comments made by sports commentators that they would

like to take back:

 

1. Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk

Event: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch

this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

 

2. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a

lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I

once mounted her mother."

 

3. Grand Prix Race Announcer: "The lead car is absolutely,

truly unique, except for the one behind it, which is exactly

identical to the one in front of the similar one in back."

 

4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer: "I owe a lot to my parents,

especially my mother and father."

 

5. Ringside Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries,

and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that

serious."

 

6. Baseball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should

think we can expect the same thing again."

 

7. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition

doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

 

8. At a trophy ceremony BBC TV Boat Race 1988: "Ah, isn't that

nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is hugging the cox of the

Oxford crew."

 

9. Metro Radio, College Football: "Julian Dicks is everywhere.

It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

 

10. US Open TV Commentator: "One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is

playing so well is that, before each final round, his wife takes out

his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just

said?"

 

[dissolved girl]

Wasn't there a cricket one, with the umpire saying 'the bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey'? teehee

[Alex]

QUOTE (Ginge @ Sep 9 2004, 01:46)

5. Ringside Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious."

Haha, those loveable thugs.

[kingster28]

Snooker...For those of you watching in black and white the green is next to the brown?

[Lisa]

& the rowing, isnt there something about cocks in the water or something?

[Bushy]

i was watching a footy match a few years ago between forest and norwich i think, and two players fucked up on the same side, their names were Currie and Rice, the commentator came out with:

 

'oh they've made a right meal of that'

[Lisa]

[Bushy]