DeathClock

[James]

http://www.deathclock.com/

 

The only thing which is worrying me is that each time I visit the site I have a few more years taken off :s

 

Your Personal Day of Death is...

Thursday, February 8, 2018

 

Seconds left to live...

 

422,991,686

Delay Your Date of Death

 

 

[Ginge]

Your Personal Day of Death is...

Sunday, March 4, 2040

 

Seconds left to live...

 

1,119,372,520

 

Not bad for a short fat smoker with a BMI of 30.

[James]

Ginge,

 

Sorry but we're both fooked anyway ...

 

December 23, 2012 the end will come

[Ginge]

Cool....wont have to buy any christmas presents that year then.

[Guest]

Your Personal Day of Death is...

Tuesday, September 3, 2080

 

Seconds left to live...

2,397,486,801

 

*smugs it*

[Guest]

But then again - I could die tonight / tomorrow / next week.

 

Or I could happen to just drop dead in the next few minutes.

 

:|

[Ginge]

I cant believe you're gonna live to the ripe old age of 99.

 

You'll be all wrinkley and look like a raisen.

[Guest]

The world obviously needs me !

 

Alas, I bet I still look shagadelic when im 99 !

[James]

I've decided DeathClock is FLOORED - surely it cant predict how you are going to change your lifestyle in the future - or can it - then again its algorithm is probably modelled from 'fate'

[James]

I think it may have to be another round of ....

 

DOCTOR PEOPLES AVATARS !

 

Wouldnt it be great to see everyone as 60+ lol

 

OMG - a message board for OAPs - dont think this has been done yet ...

[Ginge]

Thats probably coz the old bastards cant work a computer. They all probably think its some strange kind of TV.

[Guest]

[Ginge]

Take the DEATH TEST instead.

 

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

 

Thursday, March 9th 2034

At the tender age of 59 years old.

On that date, you will most likely die from:

 

Contagious Disease (27%)

Electrolysis (10%)

Alcoholism (5%)

Drug Overdose (5%)

 

COOL.

[LiquidEyes]

QUOTE (Ginge @ Sep 12 2004, 13:41)

Electrolysis (10%)

???

 

e·lec·trol·y·sis

n.

1. Chemical change, especially decomposition, produced in an electrolyte by an electric current."

2. Destruction of living tissue, especially of hair roots, by means of an electric current applied with a needle-shaped electrode.

(from dictionary.com)

 

How is that a cause of death?

 

Unless maybe it's a general word for 'natural' / 'deterioration' type deaths such as cancer...?

[Alex]

Tuesday, December 31, 2299

 

Seconds left to live...

Who care's you're going to live longer than that damned death clock.

 

 

Bugger I die on New Years Eve!!