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how to annoy you parents


EmmaBlu

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robbed off niteclubbers

 

 

Paint your windows.

Boil ice cream.

Join Hell's Angels by mail.

Redecorate your garage.

Kidnap Cabbage Patch Kids.

Bury your fathers car. Tell your him the dog did it.

Challenge the neighbor kid to duel.

Climb a sidewalk.

Donate your brother's body to science.

Have your cat bronzed.

Hot wax the bottoms of your brother's dress shoes.

Learn to type...with your toes.

Make a quilt out of used cocktail napkins.

Mow your carpet.

Paint your home...day-glo orange.

Pinstripe your driveway.

Plant a shoe.

Play Houdini with one of your siblings.

Plot the overthrow of your local School Board.

Pour instant concrete in your brothers waterbed.

Put lighted EXIT signs on all your closets.

Rake your carpet (to clean up the clippings.)

Ride a loaf of bread.

See if you really can build a small nuclear device in your basement.

Speak in acronyms.

Take apart all your major kitchen appliances. Mix and match the parts.

Take your sofa for a walk.

Turn your TV picture tube upside down.

Wax the ceiling.

 

 

 

People say i have a drinkin problem, I like to call it a gift.

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ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm im telling!! You stole w00t.gifroflmao.gif

Techno, Techno, Techno

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QUOTE (EmmaBlu @ Sep 13 2004, 15:26)
its called sharing ner ner ner ner

there are some who would disagree sweetie lol.gifflowers.gif

 

Not me im all for sharing wink.gif

Techno, Techno, Techno

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QUOTE (Maria @ Sep 13 2004, 15:27)
CTW authority is grounding you on the suspiscion of theft ! Now go to your room ! No alcohol for you this weekend young lady !

*slap*

yikes.gifeek.gifnono.gif

 

 

YOU CANT DO THAT TO ME!!!

 

 

ILL CRY

 

People say i have a drinkin problem, I like to call it a gift.

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QUOTE (dissolved girl @ Sep 14 2004, 14:54)
they're all shit, the best way to annoy parents is to turn 18

and how does that anooy them uhm.gif

 

People say i have a drinkin problem, I like to call it a gift.

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