FAO God

[BenRW]

1. is heaven like it is in monty python's the meaning of life ?

 

2. is it christmas everyday in heaven?

 

3. do angels walk about completely starkers, or do you wear clothes?

 

4. What trimmer do you use to do your beard?

 

5. is there a surefire winning formula to enter heaven?

 

6. is hell really that bad? all the torture and eternal pain sounds like fun

[Guest GOD!!!]

QUOTE (benrostwood @ Sep 14 2004, 10:33)

1. is heaven like it is in monty python's the meaning of life ? ITS PRETTY SIMILAR 2. is it christmas everyday in heaven? NO, I THINK MY SON (JESUS) GETS ENOUGH PARTIES ALREADY. ITS PARTY TIME ALL THE TIME THOUGH. 3. do angels walk about completely starkers, or do you wear clothes? ANGELS DONT WALK, ANGELS FLY. THEY ALL WEAR WHITE LYCRA AS WELL. 4. What trimmer do you use to do your beard? I DONT TRIM MY BEARD, THE HAIRS DISAPPEAR WHEN THEY GET TO 6 INCHES LONG 5. is there a surefire winning formula to enter heaven? YES, YOU TAKE A WRITTEN TEST ABOUT YOUR LIFE, WHICH IS GIVEN OUT BY GABRIEL, THERE ARE DIFFERENT QUESTIONS FOR EACH PERSON SO I CANT GIVE YOU ANY ANSWERS...SORRY 6. is hell really that bad? all the torture and eternal pain sounds like fun HELL IS A GOOD PLACE TO HANG OUT BUT I WOULDNT RECOMMEND SPENDING AN ETERNITY THERE

 

I HOPE THAT HELPS YOU YOUNG MAN. GOOD LUCK WITH YOUR TEST WHEN YOU ARRIVE

[Alex]

QUOTE (benrostwood @ Sep 14 2004, 10:33)

1. is heaven like it is in monty python's the meaning of life ? 2. is it christmas everyday in heaven? 3. do angels walk about completely starkers, or do you wear clothes? 4. What trimmer do you use to do your beard? 5. is there a surefire winning formula to enter heaven? 6. is hell really that bad? all the torture and eternal pain sounds like fun

1. No, it's way cooler.

 

2. No, don't be soft.

 

3. They don't really walk anywhere.

 

4. Remmington.

 

5. Yeah, don't piss me off!

 

6. There is no Hell, I made it up for a laugh.

[Guest GOD!!!]

ALEX...HELL DOES EXSIST. SATAN ISNT AS BAD AS HE'S MADE OUT TO BE. HE USE TO BE AN ANGEL YOU KNOW.

 

 

[Alex]

I'm god you fake.

[Ginge]

Heaven in the Monty Python film looks pretty gay IMO. It looks far too American if that makes sense.

Hell sounds good though, think I'll end up there.

[Guest GOD!!!]

HEAVEN IS A GOOD PLACE. IT IS WHAT OU MAKE OF IT. IT IS DIFFERENT THINGS TO DIFFERENT PEOPLE.

 

THERE ARENT ANY GINGER PEOPLE UP HERE ANYWAY. THE HAIR COLOUR WOULD CLASH WITH THE CURTAINS ANYWAY.

[BenRW]

7. can you do request smitings?

 

8. why all the pain and suffering in the world?

 

9. are you perfect?

 

10. do you think that 10 commandments is enough?

 

11. can you make the weather in britain much better please? i don't care about the weather, its just that women look so much better in summer clothing

 

12. Jesus stole my car, can i have it back please?

 

[Alex]

Come on God you cretin, work out how to turn off the Caps Lock!!

[Guest GOD!!!]

QUOTE (benrostwood @ Sep 14 2004, 12:01)

7. can you do request smitings? NO. SORRY 8. why all the pain and suffering in the world? MOST OF THE PAIN AND SUFFERING IS MANKINDS FAULT. I JUST GET BLAMED FOR IT. 9. are you perfect? NOBODY IS PERFECT. 10. do you think that 10 commandments is enough? I DIDNT MAKE THE COMMANDMENTS. PEOPLE CAN DO WHAT THEY WANT IN MY OPINION, I'LL STILL END UP GETTING THE BLAME ANYWAY. 11. can you make the weather in britain much better please? i don't care about the weather, its just that women look so much better in summer clothing I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN BUT I'VE PASSED ON THE WEATHER CONTROL TO GLENDA (MOTHER NATURE TO YOU) 12. Jesus stole my car, can i have it back please? I'LL THINK YOU'LL FIND HE HASNT. HE CANT DRIVE ANYWAY. HE TENDS TO FLY EVERYWHERE.

[Guest GOD!!!]

QUOTE (Alex @ Sep 14 2004, 12:07)

Come on God you cretin, work out how to turn off the Caps Lock!!

I KNOW HOW TO TURN THE CAPS LOCK OFF BUT I HAVE DECIDED NOT TO.

 

THERE ARE ALOT OF SHORT TEMPERED PEOPLE HERE.

[Alex]

And one dumbass with Caps stuck on.

[Ginge]

 

Well said Alex.

[betty boop]

Thats could be because God has a thundrous scary voice maybe?

[Alex]

Nah. Definately too lazy to turn caps off.

 

Besides if god took a moment to think about religion and himself he'd disapear into a cloud of logic.