FAO God

[betty boop]

haha maybe whilst the great master himself is about we should tell him some home truths and just how much he has messed up what do you think?

[Ginge]

Sounds like a plan Betty.

[betty boop]

yes but then again he is a new member and we dont want to lose anymore members so maybe leave it a while. Let the old chap settle in a while

[Ginge]

No way...lets see if he (if it is a he) can handle it. He says hes GOD!!!...let him take some flack for once.

[betty boop]

well Im under the impression it is a man as only a man could make such cock ups

[Ginge]

What do you mean by that?

 

We're not all that bad.

Edited September 14, 2004 by Ginge

[Phil rr]

QUOTE (betty boop @ Sep 14 2004, 12:50)

well Im under the impression it is a man as only a man could make such cock ups

it's always the women who start the "only a man would..." comments

Edited September 14, 2004 by Phil rr

[LiquidEyes]

Dear God,

 

I am hoping you can iron out the old philosophical conundrum of "do you really exist". Please can you clear up the following matters:

 

1. Are you omnipotent?

2. Are you omniscient?

3. Are you a nice sort of chap?

[Lisa]

hahah Andy im glad im not god, id be baffled by those words

[LiquidEyes]

QUOTE (Lisa @ Sep 14 2004, 16:40)

hahah Andy im glad im not god, id be baffled by those words

nice

adj nicer, nicest

 

1. Pleasing and agreeable in nature: had a nice time.

2. Having a pleasant or attractive appearance: a nice dress; a nice face.

3. Exhibiting courtesy and politeness: a nice gesture.

4. Of good character and reputation; respectable.

5. Overdelicate or fastidious; fussy.

6. Showing or requiring great precision or sensitive discernment; subtle: a nice distinction; a nice sense of style.

7. Done with delicacy and skill: a nice bit of craft.

8. Used as an intensive with and: nice and warm.

 

Does that help?

[Lisa]

well no as I was actually baffled by the word sort??

[BenRW]

13. which came first, the chicken or the egg?

 

14. if eve really stitched adam up in the garden of eden, why did you give women the beautiful body??

 

15. was noah really 900 and something when he died?

 

16. why bother with church music, why didn't u just head for the good stuff, ie classic trance??

 

17. are humans really made in your image?

[Ginge]

I've noticed GOD hasnt been around recently since you started asking questions....but then again, I've also noticed the weather has started getting shit.

 

COINCIDENCE??? I dont know.

 

 

I think its safe to say that Ben Rostwood is responsible for the distinct lack of sunshine coz he's pissed GOD off.

[Lisa]

Maybe God took a vacation??

[Carl Nicholson]

GOD, WHY DID YOU FEEL THE NEED TO GIVE ME A 15 INCH WILLY???