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went out for my b/f birthday in liquid.....

was on snakebite and black...............................

 

went to the q club (snooker hall) afterwards and fell asleep in there baout 5am

my mates decided to write all over me BASTARDS!!!

 

and im still pissed!!!!!! beer.gif

 

People say i have a drinkin problem, I like to call it a gift.

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nah maria...i meant there bastards for writing over me

 

they wrote all kinds of shit on me.....glad they didnt write on my head tho

 

the manager in q club said to my mates ...."if i knew u were gunna do that i wud have gave u a marker pen " sad.gif

 

People say i have a drinkin problem, I like to call it a gift.

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lol.gif Your lucky you didn't loose your eyebrows!

WiLDCHiLD\\6TH FEBRUARY\\HEAVEN\\9PM-7AM
AFTERPARTY AT MILK
RM1 - WiLDCHiLD V PASSION\\JUDGE JULES\\BK\\JFK\\
THRILLSEEKERS\\REECE ELLIOT\\MARC WEST\\SIMON PATERSON\\BRISKY
RM2 - RIOT V STORM FEAT. CTW\\ED REAL\\PAUL GLAZBY\\KARIM\\CALLY & JUICE\\NICK LUNN\\LITTLE GEM\\DANNY GILLIGAN\\LEE HARRIS & CHRIS HAWKES\\TONY P\\CARL NICHOLSON
RM3 - WiLDCHiLDMOTHERFUNKERS V MOONWALK
RM4 - PUKKA UP
RM5 - BECOME ONE\\MILK\\DIRTY DJ'S\\REVOLUTION

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QUOTE (Rascal @ Sep 14 2004, 14:45)
lol.gif Your lucky you didn't loose your eyebrows!

fook that wud have been bad

 

they put shaving foam all over my mate the other week thumbsup.gif

 

People say i have a drinkin problem, I like to call it a gift.

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QUOTE (dissolved girl @ Sep 14 2004, 14:50)
You are fortunate that you didn't have several slices of raw bacon draped over your face and chips stuffed up your nostrils

pmsl.gif

 

*makes note*

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QUOTE (dissolved girl @ Sep 14 2004, 14:50)
You are fortunate that you didn't have several slices of raw bacon draped over your face and chips stuffed up your nostrils

or the local rat population set free and allowed to mate with you unsure.gif

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QUOTE (Phil rr @ Sep 14 2004, 16:04)
QUOTE (dissolved girl @ Sep 14 2004, 14:50)
You are fortunate that you didn't have several slices of raw bacon draped over your face and chips stuffed up your nostrils

or the local rat population set free and allowed to mate with you unsure.gif

urrrgh imagine a rat/person hybrid almost like in Alien:Resurrection

 

I think it would be cool if humans had tails and you could argue over whose was the best

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QUOTE (EmmaBlu @ Sep 14 2004, 14:19)
my mates decided to write all over me BASTARDS!!!

Thats happened to me before but it was at my house at a party.

 

I crashed out in a pool of my own vomit in my bathroom (all liquid, not food for 2 days) and woke up in a different pair of jeans and a clean t-shirt and I had WANKER written across my chest in mascara and C*NT written across my forehead in red lipstick.

 

I still dont know who changed my clothes though butI got a good idea.

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QUOTE (dissolved girl @ Sep 14 2004, 16:39)
QUOTE (Phil rr @ Sep 14 2004, 16:04)
QUOTE (dissolved girl @ Sep 14 2004, 14:50)
You are fortunate that you didn't have several slices of raw bacon draped over your face and chips stuffed up your nostrils

or the local rat population set free and allowed to mate with you unsure.gif

urrrgh imagine a rat/person hybrid almost like in Alien:Resurrection

THEN you'd have regretted doing that.

 

you'd have had a huge rat wandering around the house, with real hands, and wearing a t shirt.

 

hahahahahaha

 

well. about 5 and a half foot. huge ish.

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