I have an infected foot

[teabag]

It is red and yellow and swollen and I can hardly walk

 

Guess I won't be going clubbing for my birthday then

[Lisa]

eeeek dont sound healthy, what you done to it??

[Alex]

Sounds like club foot to me.

[teabag]

It's all my own fault, a blister has become infected. Next time I will listen to Mumsy and put TCP on it!

 

I am really prone to infections for some reason

[teabag]

QUOTE (Alex @ Sep 14 2004, 16:25)

Sounds like club foot to me.

It's more like elephantiasis

 

[Guest]

[dissolved girl]

drag your infected foot up to Brum you cankerous WHORE

[Lisa]

Do you live in Brum then Dissolved girl?? haha I always thought you was from London

[dissolved girl]

QUOTE (Lisa @ Sep 14 2004, 16:38)

Do you live in Brum then Dissolved girl?? haha I always thought you was from London

I live in Tipton, in the Black Country, which is near Brum, but not actually Brum, but Londoners don't seem to know the difference

[Lisa]

well as im not from London, I know what you mean

[dissolved girl]

QUOTE (Lisa @ Sep 14 2004, 16:42)

well as im not from London, I know what you mean

yeah... anywhere south of Oxford is all the same to me

 

I (L) the Midlands

[LiquidEyes]

QUOTE (Alex @ Sep 14 2004, 16:25)

Sounds like club foot to me.

That'll teach her to club her foot.

[Guest]

That was rubbish. Even for you Andy.

[teabag]

QUOTE (Maria @ Sep 14 2004, 18:08)

That was rubbish. Even for you Andy.

haha it was pretty dire

[Alex]

QUOTE (LiquidEyes @ Sep 14 2004, 16:55)

QUOTE (Alex @ Sep 14 2004, 16:25) Sounds like club foot to me. That'll teach her to club her foot. It's like atheletes foot for those that frequent clubs.