How do you clean YOUR keyboard ?

[Phil rr]

smells nice? what you think I'm gonna be snorting lines while i'm down there?

[Guest]

Well, YES.

 

Lines of Buttock Mustard, innit.

[Phil rr]

If you see a book "Personal Hygiene by Maria Lewis in" the shops, don't buy it, kids.

[Guest]

QUOTE (Phil rr @ Sep 15 2004, 17:45)

If you see a book "Personal Hygiene by Maria Lewis in" the shops, don't buy it, kids.

blurgh

[Mr Moo]

I put mine in the dishwasher.

 

You think im joking.

[Guest]

No, I don't think you are joking.

[Mr Moo]

Im not taking the piss either.

 

 

[Guest]

No, I don't even think you are taking the piss.

[Mr Moo]

Put it in the dishwasher then.

[Guest]

I don't have one.

[Mr Moo]

Thats fucked that then hasnt it!

[Guest]

No, because I simply wouldn't put it in the DW if I had one.

[Mr Moo]

I always do it! Then lay it on the washing line to dry properly.

 

Sounds, and looks weird, i know. Bit like taking ya cat for a walk...

 

Have u got a cat Maria?

[Guest]

Mummy and daddy wont allow pets in the house.

[Mr Moo]

If you had a cat, would you put it in the dishwasher?