Actimel drink things

[Ginge]

I've started drinking them. They may be good for you but they've increased my anal wind significantly.

 

Been farting ALOT more than usual for the last few days...actimel is the only thing that can be blamed.

[Alex]

Waste of money them things.

[Lisa]

what are they supposed to do for you then?

[Ginge]

I honestly have no idea but my local shop is doing 8 of them for £2 so I thought I'd give them a go.

 

I think they're supposed to increase your immune system. It doesnt actually say on the bottles.

[Phil rr]

QUOTE (Ginge @ Sep 19 2004, 05:16)

I've started drinking them. They may be good for you but they've increased my anal wind significantly. Been farting ALOT more than usual for the last few days...actimel is the only thing that can be blamed.

The attached extract from Danone ® USA's website (uk doesn't seem to work) i think makes it MORE than clear how it works.

 

Actimel works using an intelligently biological probiotic digestive osmosiconical system where by the active ingredients help balance your digestive flora, depending on the micro biotical conditions at the time.

 

In your case, Actimel obvoiusly decided that there was only two ways for your gas to escape from your body. It chose the least offensive route.

 

 

 

[Lisa]

think we got it the first time

[Phil rr]

well that's good then

[Ginge]

Still farting like its going out of fashion. Hope it stops by next thursday.

[Phil rr]

why would you do something that's going out of fashion?

[Ginge]

Coz I've never been a fashion victim. I start trends...I dont follow them.

[Lisa]

QUOTE (Ginge @ Sep 19 2004, 20:56)

Coz I've never been a fashion victim. I start trends...I dont follow them.

[Phil rr]

QUOTE (Ginge @ Sep 19 2004, 20:56)

Coz I've never been a fashion victim. I start trends...I dont follow them.

so you're starting a farting trend?

[Phil rr]

QUOTE (Lisa @ Sep 19 2004, 20:57)

QUOTE (Ginge @ Sep 19 2004, 20:56) Coz I've never been a fashion victim. I start trends...I dont follow them.

[Guest]

Parp Splat.

[Ginge]

QUOTE (Phil rr @ Sep 19 2004, 20:57)

QUOTE (Ginge @ Sep 19 2004, 20:56) Coz I've never been a fashion victim. I start trends...I dont follow them. so you're starting a farting trend? No...bloody fool.