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BenRW

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1. what brand do you use?

 

2. how many sheets do you use each wipe?

 

3. how long til you have to replace the roll?

I was going to post a gag about flagellation, necrophilia and bestiality but it's just flogging a dead horse.

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QUOTE (Ginge @ Sep 20 2004, 15:32)
I dont go for brand named toilet paper, I just get tescos stuff. It all does exactly the same job.

put shit in, u'll get shit out

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QUOTE (benrostwood @ Sep 20 2004, 11:08)
1. what brand do you use?

2. how many sheets do you use each wipe?

3. how long til you have to replace the roll?

oh and i use a new revolutionary technique of concentrated ultrasound.

 

It vibrates the particles out, leaving myself clean on a micro molecular scale.

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Yes. I find that playing Glazby and Karim directly up my arse are doing a particularly good job at the moment.

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yep...i don't know if they are up their own arse at all, but this could be new territory for them. wicked.gif

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I was watching a program called "Brainiacs" on digital TV the other day and apparently some scientist guy has discovered a level of sound that if you hear it you will shit your pants....he has called his discovery "BROWN NOISE"...I kid you not. yes.gif

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