The Rules.....according To Me (been Done Before)

[Louise]

- The Rules - As Written by Men

> > >

> > >Men always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the

rules

> > >from the male side.

> > >

> > >These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON

> > >PURPOSE!

> > >

> > >

> > >1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it

> > >down. You can handle it. We need it up, you need it down. You don't

hear

> > >us complaining about you leaving it down.

> > >

> > >1. Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon. Let it be.

> > >

> > >1. Crying is blackmail.

> > >

> > >1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one. Subtle hints do

> > >not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say

> > >it!

> > >

> > >1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every

question.

> > >

> > >

> > >1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's

> > >what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

> > >

> > >1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

> > >

> > >1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In

> > >fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

> > >

> > >1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us

> > >to act like soap opera guys.

> > >

> > >1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the

ways

> > >makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

> > >

> > >1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it

> > >done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it

> > >yourself.

> > >

> > >1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during the

> > >ads.

> > >

> > >1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

> > >

> > >1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach,

> > >for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have

> > >no idea what mauve is.

> > >

> > >1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

> > >

> > >1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like

> > >nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the

> > >hassle.

> > >

> > >1.If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer

> > >you don't want to hear.

> > >

> > >1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to

> > >discuss such topics as the fermentation process, the offside rule, or

> > >fast cars.

> > >

> > >1. You have enough clothes.

> > >

> > >1. You have too many shoes.

> > >

> > >1. I am in shape. ROUND is a shape.

> > >

> > >

> > >Thank you for reading this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the sofa

> > >tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like

camping.

 

[fifedjdomo]

this is well good haha!!

howd u lot miss this one?? lol

[dannyoldham]

too true girls

[Phil rr]

Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the sofa

> > >tonight, but did you know men really don't mind that, it's like

camping.

 

 

[Louise]

i dont remember posting that?

[Lisa]

Hmm was well over a year ago louise

 

looks like Dom has been digging old threads

[Miss Minx]

Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

 

 

MY FAVE

[fifedjdomo]

well lisa i just felt like clickin the >>> button n see where it took me n then looked at sum interestin posts lol

 

its well class, how did u lot miss that one

[Lisa]

Prob hon cos CTW used to be alot busier & threads did go a drift etc

[fifedjdomo]

shame that doesnt happen now eh lol

what a shame peoples posts dont go missed

[dannyoldham]

old ctw rocked