If you were a teacher..

[Maria]

Did it arrouse you ?

[Tidy Tart]

id be a nice teacher who does loads a fun things!!

 

rite class today we are goin to have a music lesson with our friend mr tony p.....

 

now class this is how you mix like a good un!!

 

and after dinner class we will be going on a field trip to the cadburys factory where we will eat loads of chocolate then on 2 the fun fair and ice skatin park!

 

then back to school for a bit of sex ed from the usuall suspect miss hoover!

 

then a art lesson from mr nuthead!

 

home time!!

[Guest Kether]

Chemistry.

 

You can talk about magnetism and attraction which leads to bonding and exothermic reactions producing new products.

 

I get the impression nobody on the board is as excited about geeky chemistry jokes as me.

 

[Scream]

QUOTE (Maria @ Feb 19 2004, 13:03)

Did it arrouse you ?

not really i felt quite put off my dinner, i mean i've never seen a ring stretch that much!

[Maria]

QUOTE (Scream @ Feb 19 2004, 13:12)

QUOTE (Maria @ Feb 19 2004, 13:03) Did it arrouse you ? not really i felt quite put off my dinner, i mean i've never seen a ring stretch that much! You have hands like fucking shovels.   WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ?

[BenRW]

QUOTE (tidytart @ Feb 19 2004, 13:07)

id be a nice teacher who does loads a fun things!! rite class today we are goin to have a music lesson with our friend mr tony p..... now class this is how you mix like a good un!! and after dinner class we will be going on a field trip to the cadburys factory where we will eat loads of chocolate then on 2 the fun fair and ice skatin park! then back to school for a bit of sex ed from the usuall suspect miss hoover! then a art lesson from mr nuthead! home time!!

Wish i was in that class

[mistress_hoover]

QUOTE (Rascal @ Feb 19 2004, 10:11)

Dance teacher cause I love it...Jilly you would be sex ed guru!

heehee!! well what about if were both dance and sex ed teachers??

 

right class, today im going to teach you how to give someone a hard seeing too....

 

BUT

 

i need someone to volunteer.... Oh my fantasy..a dominating teacher...this could come true here!

 

what? you havent done your homework? you naughty little boy..spanked bottom for you

 

can i just say..these boys are over 16 and i am not a pervert...