Tommy's DIY comedy

[tommy]

Lesson 1 - 'the elephant'

 

This is a good one for work. Stand on your chair at work, and unfold you pockets out of your trousers. Unzip your trousers, flop out ya little fella, and there you have it, an elephant impression sure to impress (unless you're Phil Raa).

[squeakage]

 

Can we see your elephant impression Tommy?

[Alex]

Aww... a baby elephant.

[tommy]

Squeaks - something for you to look forward to for the next time I see you

 

Alex - I presume you've just tried this at home then ?

[Alex]

On stage at school. *sniff*

[squeakage]

get in!!!

[tommy]

Alex - its nothing to be ashamed of, just cause you've got a tidlly little penis. It's what you do with it that counts (apparently).

 

Squeaks - it's give and take of course

[squeakage]

wanna hear a joke?

[tommy]

Please.

[squeakage]

When is an elf not an elf?

[tommy]

QUOTE (tommy @ Oct 17 2004, 23:02)

Alex - its nothing to be ashamed of, just cause you've got a tidlly little penis. It's what you do with it that counts (apparently). Squeaks - it's give and take of course

Ooooooooops, that sounded really harsh. Sorry. I'm sure you have a normal, if not, larger than normal dick. Sorry.

[tommy]

QUOTE (squeakage @ Oct 17 2004, 23:08)

When is an elf not an elf?

I dunno, when is an elf not an elf ?

[squeakage]

When he looks up a pixie's skirt.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then he's a goblin!

[squeakage]

It amused me & Saffy anyway

[tommy]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.