ive got a...

[raver_baby]

presentation to do on friday mornin and i havent written it yet and its gotta lst 20 minutes and i dont wanna do it

someone think of a way i can get out of it!! go on use ur imaginations!!!!

[Guest]

Pull a sickie.

 

Or say your going into labour or something.

[raver_baby]

haha i like that

 

not too sure about jst pullin a sickie though. i need a really good excuse. you kow one thats fool proof!!!

[smittenkitten288]

Oh ! Im good at stuff like this !

 

Whats the purpose of the presentation - style/content/topic?

 

May be able to give you some tips?

[raver_baby]

its part of my assessed bit for a unit of my degree.

its about management theorists about how theyv changed over time. .. . . .. some seriously boring shit iyl tell u that!!

[smittenkitten288]

mmmm... just do it pissed... the time will just fly by and the content will seem more interesting too !

[raver_baby]

now theres an idea!!!

haha yeh. it will be funny ur rite. sounds like a plan!!!!

its at like 9.30am so that will mean getti up early and startin drinkin. now im not sayin that its a problem but its kinda a sign of bein an alcoholic!!!

[smittenkitten288]

QUOTE (raver_baby @ Nov 10 2004, 21:03)

now theres an idea!!! haha yeh. it will be funny ur rite. sounds like a plan!!!! its at like 9.30am so that will mean getti up early and startin drinkin. now im not sayin that its a problem but its kinda a sign of bein an alcoholic!!!

Its only drinking EARLY if you get up early to do it. Go out Thursday night and STAY UP drinking - that way its just an extension of the night before so therefore doesnt count !

 

 

[James]

http://www.kernsanalysis.com/sjsu/ise250/history.htm

[raver_baby]

thanks james you are a helpful one!!!

i used a load of shit from that website and just pretended i got it out of the book i should've read by now.

my presentation went well - it was bound to happen but i was picked to go first and i was well nervous but all is ok now!!!

 

[RaverBaby69]

id just like 2 tell you chuck that on friday, when u were doing your presentation, i had a lesson were we got to go down to the animal academy and play with the animals. supposidly observing their behaviour but it was just an excuse to play with the fluffy bunnies and gerbils. oh yeah and i got to have a huge iguana (abut 3ft long!!!) on my shoulder which was well cool.

 

anyway just thought id point this out as to what i have to do in my degree and wot u have to do in yours. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ( and we'll just forget all the boring biology lectures ive got as well...)

[raver_baby]

well arent u just mean!!!

ur supposed 2b my mate emma!!!

 

[RaverBaby69]

no need to be so touchy! i was just happy for myself thats all.

 

and dont worry, im sure on percentage of fun rates ur beats mine any day. the only contact ive had with animals so far on my animal behaviour and welfare degree is that one i mentioned and one visit to a farm.

 

most of the time im sat in boring lectures not having a clue what their going on about. and i have some pretty graphicly disgusting things to deal with. on friday last week we had a guest speaker in about foot and mouth disease and had to sit through about 50 extremely graphic slides of all the physical signs of the disease (the ulcers in the mouth and feet), and pictures of what they did with the dead animals etc. so believe me its not all fun and games!

[tony84]

i had a presentation to do 2 weeks ago and i didnt have anything written down i didnt even know what it was about...i still dont but i managed a 10minute talk bullshitting and i was the only person to get a round of applause when id finished (probably cos i finally sat down)

 

its not hard just talk to someone that gave the worst presentation posible then you know you cant be asbad as that person so that boosts your confidence

OR alternatively make a doctors appointment and talk about how you think youve sprained your thumb but the swelling has just gone down...then you have the sick note

 

or burn your arm tat should get you out of lessons for a few weeks if it has blisters or sleep with your teacher/head of department whoever is the opposite sex or gay