Crackers 2004, Oxford

[jtb]

ATTENTION PLEASE ALL WORKS CHRISTMAS PARTY PEOPLE;

 

ARE YOU ……

 

Sick of the same crap Christmas party every year, socialising with people you have nothing in common with apart from the fact that you work together?

 

Fed up with being the idiot who slags off everyone you work with in a loud drunken voice cos you think they can’t hear you?

 

Pissed off with your boss being a drunken twat, and thinking he’s funny every f*cking year?

 

Tired of eating and drinking too much cos its all paid for?

 

Bored of the same old woman dressing up like the turkey, and trying it on with lads young enough to be her grandson?

 

And after ……

 

DO YOU …. Have to hide you head in shame back at work because …

 

1) Apart from your boss, no-one is speaking to you because you called them all a bunch of c*nts and puked all over their husbands/wives …..

 

2) … and he’s only talking to you because he’s given you a verbal warning !!

 

 

At least you have the reassurance that the whole night wasn’t wasted because you realise you pulled ……... until you get that flashback of groping someone old enough to be your grandmother in front of the whole office.

 

NICE!!

 

Well are ya ? Do ya?

 

In that case, there is only one thin you need to do ….

 

Get everyone you know and like, and who won’t mind you making a twat of yourself, and come down to the Coven, Oxford on 18th December for R.I.P Christmas Party ….

 

If you try hard enough, you won’t remember a thing ………… ever.!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

Quote of the day : Don’t be a c*unt …make this Christmas different .

 

 

 

[Bunnykins]

Soooooooo whos playing then!?

[Lisa]

Wid & Ben, Residents JTB & Rosco

Guest DJ Lay

 

 

[jtb]

 

Ringleader Interplanetary Productions Present

 

R.I.P. 2004 Christmas Party

Hard & Uplifting House & Trance

Featuring Wid & Ben (2hr set)

 

Residents JTB & Rosco

Guest DJ Lay

 

 

The Coven, Oxpens Road, Oxford

18.12.04 – 10pm – 3 am £5 on the door

 

Drinks Promos Vodka / Red Bull £2.50 – Bottled Beer £1.50

 

Contact john 07795 345069 or mail riphq@aol.com for more details