proud to be british!!!!

[EmmaBlu]

Be very proud to be British because...

 

 

Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

 

Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy

 

cigarettes at the front.

 

Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke.

 

Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.

 

Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

 

Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place

 

Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating rink.

 

 

NOT TO MENTION...

 

3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

 

142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.

 

58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.

 

31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.

 

19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.

 

British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after cracker pulling accidents.

 

101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.

 

18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

 

A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth

 

5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalextric cars.

 

And finally.........

 

In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet............................

 

RULE BRITANNIA!

 

 

[AlexV]

I'm glad I'm not fully British then.

[Ginge]

I SWEAR I've read that before but it was about Americans.

 

I bet a bloody yank changed it to make us appear just as stupid as them.

[raver_baby]

ok so i mite be British but technically I'm welsh and so i dont count.

they were probably all english bastards anyway!! *cowers*

[Chris Hutchinson]

QUOTE (Ginge @ Nov 13 2004, 07:38)

I SWEAR I've read that before but it was about Americans. I bet a bloody yank changed it to make us appear just as stupid as them.

it IS an american thing - someone has just changed it to say british/england

[LTM]

QUOTE (raver_baby @ Nov 13 2004, 15:18)

I'm welsh

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AH HA HA!

 

Unlucky.

[Alex]

I'm bruitish.

[Phil rr]

QUOTE (LTM @ Nov 13 2004, 21:12)

QUOTE (raver_baby @ Nov 13 2004, 15:18) I'm welsh HaHahhahhahahahhahahHhahaha   hahahahhahahhahahaha   HHHHHHHAAAhahaha     ha Ha HA HA HA HA   Hhahahahhhahhahaha hahahha aahhahahahhahhahahah   ahahahahehhehhahhahhahahha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha   hahahhahahaha hahahhahahha ah   AH HA HA!   Unlucky. sniggers.....

[raver_baby]

thats a bit mean!

 

i dont care anyway im welsh and proud!!

[AlexV]

Ha ha,

 

The Yanks are funny. Mind you, I've had a real good time out here. I'm now in New Jersey and will be heading up to New York for the last 10 days of my round the world trip.

 

AlexV