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I just said something to Lisa on MSN that was something similar to what I said to you on MSN a while back. Although this was about a twat, not a cock DON;T YOU JUST LOVE MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH ?

Wasnt as hard as i thought, he already had a good idea anyway. At least its out now. Ive known hes done stuff in his time, but he did say sumin that suprised me... "I do like to have the odd joint now and then..." Guess what ive got

A couple of sharks swimming round the Irish sea. "I'm sick of eating mackrel says one." "Why don't we pop round to Morcambe for a Chinese then?" replies the other.

hi eveyone i am changing my hotmail e mail address, please can everyone e mail me on s.billington1@lcf.linst.ac.uk from now on as this is the only e mail i will be checking now. cheers!!! hope everyone is fit and well!

I sometimes think i may have it with the facial expressions i pull ou amongst friends. But could u imagine someone just have a fit of random facial expressions, how weird would that be. Neway have a dable at doing it yourself in a mirror, its well fun

& what did you think of it?? I thought the girl needed to be shot!!

What you got your lovers then ? Im taking me and James to Paris :shhhhhsmilie:

Dirty bugger tried to get me to help him get it in...

Entitled 'cute bottom' then realised it was my arse nuthead told me to post it :s

that is not the rude bits!! for me it would have to be this bit of a guy... the bit above the boxers...mmmm. you know its just right for running your tounge along it... sorry im a bit horny today top 3 lush parts: 1) above the boxers 2) thighs 3) bum

who poked me in the eye on friday night????? i got poked in the eye 4 bloody times!!

cutest cat ever.

1 thing tho its off my mum and says happy birthday inside!!! at least some1 loves me

Lets get a collection!

You cant get a chair in close enough to stand on it to reach what u want, especially when its at the back. I've given up now cos i'm not moving several hundred items of junk (no exaggeration) to get it.

lol i have gone all light headed like when you have a cig after not smoking for a while,didnt manage to get any sleep last nite when i got back from the club just sat here playng comp games ooooo now my head is spining!!!

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Police have named six of the morecambe victims - Way Ding, Sin King, Drow Ning, Leff Too Dy, Fuk Its Cold and Ty Dis HI. Cockle Pickers wages are to rise to £2 per hour, to enable them to keep their heads above water.

Has it completely gone? Has James lost all the old photo's from the old board?

As the title says, if you have a problem with me then say it to my fucking face rather than harassing people i know chatting shit about me and trying to stir up trouble. I'm fairly certain it's someone on here so if you're reading this then either speak up or fuck off.

therefore ive been completely cut off =/ No one can contact me. Ah well, its only you lot.

hello havent seen you for a long time did you get my text thismorning!? maybe we could meet up for a drink net time your in london?? as we need a good natter!!!! any way hope you and your lovvely girl are both well! i am fantastic!

This smiley over V's day?

ellloooooooo the little one is back!! yaaaaaaaaaaaay CTW IS BACK!! missed you all!! xxxxxxxxx

did you get your pm sweety?????

fell asleep at 8pm, just woken up. hungry, 24 hr tesco's in site:) annoyed at feeling sleepy at 8pm tho....gets in the way of...say....friday clubbing plans

its back finally spose its a good end to a shit day

yaaaaaaaaaaaay! just got called by my job agency and got asked to start tomorrow as a receptionist in the coca cola factory wicked!! yaaaay full time work for jilly again omg...im soooooooooooo happy atm!! xxxxx

QUOTE CHAINSAW JOB BOOB A German actress has been taken to hospital after a performance artist tried to cut her bra off - with a chainsaw. Former porn star Sibylle Rauch said it was the "worst moment of my life" as the blade cut through her breasts. "I thought, Sibylle, you're going to die," the actress told Bild newspaper. The chainsaw operator, Marko Koenig, said Rauch was lying down during the rehearsal on Monday and suddenly bent forward just as he was applying the saw to her bra. "I couldn't pull back the chainsaw quickly enough and cut her breast and stomach. It was terrible," he told Bild. The hospital in Karlsruhe, south-west Germany, where Rauch wa…

where would u go and why? and who would u take?