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Entitled 'cute bottom' then realised it was my arse nuthead told me to post it :s

that is not the rude bits!! for me it would have to be this bit of a guy... the bit above the boxers...mmmm. you know its just right for running your tounge along it... sorry im a bit horny today top 3 lush parts: 1) above the boxers 2) thighs 3) bum

who poked me in the eye on friday night????? i got poked in the eye 4 bloody times!!

cutest cat ever.

1 thing tho its off my mum and says happy birthday inside!!! at least some1 loves me

Lets get a collection!

You cant get a chair in close enough to stand on it to reach what u want, especially when its at the back. I've given up now cos i'm not moving several hundred items of junk (no exaggeration) to get it.

lol i have gone all light headed like when you have a cig after not smoking for a while,didnt manage to get any sleep last nite when i got back from the club just sat here playng comp games ooooo now my head is spining!!!

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Police have named six of the morecambe victims - Way Ding, Sin King, Drow Ning, Leff Too Dy, Fuk Its Cold and Ty Dis HI. Cockle Pickers wages are to rise to £2 per hour, to enable them to keep their heads above water.

Has it completely gone? Has James lost all the old photo's from the old board?

As the title says, if you have a problem with me then say it to my fucking face rather than harassing people i know chatting shit about me and trying to stir up trouble. I'm fairly certain it's someone on here so if you're reading this then either speak up or fuck off.

therefore ive been completely cut off =/ No one can contact me. Ah well, its only you lot.

hello havent seen you for a long time did you get my text thismorning!? maybe we could meet up for a drink net time your in london?? as we need a good natter!!!! any way hope you and your lovvely girl are both well! i am fantastic!

This smiley over V's day?

ellloooooooo the little one is back!! yaaaaaaaaaaaay CTW IS BACK!! missed you all!! xxxxxxxxx

did you get your pm sweety?????

fell asleep at 8pm, just woken up. hungry, 24 hr tesco's in site:) annoyed at feeling sleepy at 8pm tho....gets in the way of...say....friday clubbing plans

its back finally spose its a good end to a shit day

yaaaaaaaaaaaay! just got called by my job agency and got asked to start tomorrow as a receptionist in the coca cola factory wicked!! yaaaay full time work for jilly again omg...im soooooooooooo happy atm!! xxxxx

QUOTE CHAINSAW JOB BOOB A German actress has been taken to hospital after a performance artist tried to cut her bra off - with a chainsaw. Former porn star Sibylle Rauch said it was the "worst moment of my life" as the blade cut through her breasts. "I thought, Sibylle, you're going to die," the actress told Bild newspaper. The chainsaw operator, Marko Koenig, said Rauch was lying down during the rehearsal on Monday and suddenly bent forward just as he was applying the saw to her bra. "I couldn't pull back the chainsaw quickly enough and cut her breast and stomach. It was terrible," he told Bild. The hospital in Karlsruhe, south-west Germany, where Rauch wa…

where would u go and why? and who would u take?

Just wanted to say, really like the new look of the site. Much clearer and easier to use.

hey, i am going to turnmills this sat does anyone have any advice.... like how to get there from victoria? (I've heard that most of the major tube lines to farringdon are shut? Also what bars round there are good? (not too expensive or any turnmills advice in general?

On the 1st of march, soooooOo scared. Im having it done in london cant wait! Now what i want to know is where is the best place to have it?? I was thinking about the small of my back but thats way to common! I want it somewhere, where its orginal! And no, im not having it on my ass Oh for thoses who have one!! Does it hurt??? Cheers guys!!

Snappy Answer #1 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub." Snappy Answer #2 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the supermarket, But couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No miss, they're dead." Snappy Answer #3 The policeman got out of his car and the lad who was stopped for speeding rolled down his…

Another 3 points for Arsenal and still unbeaten all season. Henry has now got 101 goals for the North London club! Great stuff but will they go on to win everything this season?

iv booked a 5 star hotel, train tickets, meal etc for a night away with phil next wednesday. its cost me a lot of money (that iv been saving really hard for) the kids were sorted, work was.......all done but now my x has decided not to have the kids after all because my son is ill (he will be fine by this time next week) im gutted, we have had in total about 3 days/nights on our own in 5 months im that angry im crying

dont they sell normal jeans anymore. Went shopping today and decided to finally get a new pair of trousers to wear out clubbing as my current ones are fading badly and the clasp is twisting and about to break. Looking for something very similar to replace them and all i can find are jeans that have those fcking stupid looking fade marks on them or are funny colours. Where have all the normal smart jeans gone. Pissed me right off. Ended a rather nice wander round town.

And who are they ?