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Clubbers in yorkshire have taken to using dental syringes to inject ecstasy directly into their mouths, this dangerous practice is known a E by gum. ************************************************************** 2 oaps want kinky sex, he says 'can i come in your ear?' she replies 'no i'll go deaf' he says 'well i've been coming in your mouth for years and your still fucking talking' ************************************************************** Jordan & Peter Andre are having a fumble in the jungle, when they hear a noise, Jordan says to pete, 'is that jonny rotten?' andre replies 'i hope not, its the only fucking one i've got!'

Banging,drilling,sawing,hammering,laughing,shouting,screaming and best bit... leaving tv on such a high volume ALL night long i know exactly what they have on!! but... they have been burgled twice in four weeks so its kinda a deterrent so i feel shite for having to say...keep noise down! Havent had decent nites sleep in weeks(usually end up sleeping on sofa as they do all this in room next door to mine!) and im getting fed up!! WTF do i do!

Never have u spoken a truer few words than in ur sign off.

Hi im new to this board again

when i go into a forum and look at a post, all my unread post counters have done a runner anyone else get this or is it just me ............again

Please welcome my lil friend Johno... hes wicked...now be nice!!

wtf is this ment to meen: QUOTE мы любим быструю музыку ???

Loads of pretty cool photos here from friday night! http://tranceking.mpfreescene.com/gallery/...=albun45&page=1 they're from the Passion photographer

After one of my fucked conversations in twist me and my mate were really confused with braillie.. do you get left handed braille? i asked quite a few people in twist but i just got laughed at Its been annoying me since, i was gonna ask my mum when i was on the phone today but i thought...nah best not

Hey all! I have a room to let at my flat in Mitcham, Surrey. Want someone who is on the same wave length as me, loves to party but likes to chill too. Double room, £325 a month inclusive. PM me if your interested. Cx

I'm Peter from Yorkshire, this looks like a cool site. Hope you make me feel very welcome.

what can it be??? most people have club the worlds ..... come on guys what can i be??

Attractive or not?

I'm Fed up with being one of the final few singles left at weddings: sense of humour essential must like music (if not why are you on ctw?) intelligence above the level of a slug helpful Good dinners out will be supplied Sexual favours (possibly) available on request.

He lost cos' he had a crap hand

Hello you bunch of hunky funky chunky monkys. Hows it hanging? Aint been around for a while but its good to be back.

anyone got anymore photos of wildchild just gone (other than james). looking for one of the crowd in the hard room, but any will be cool. thank you

Judge Jules or some bad look alike with overgrown stubble

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie...77&category=324 What are the bets its a bloke looking to make money

The Top 4 posters of all time are all WOMEN - what does that tell ya *searches_for_disappointed_smiley

had broadband connected this morning and im already having problems. my firewall and virus protection is not allowing it to access my PC, i have to go into both, shut them down and start over again.......but i cant keep them shut down BTW.....whoever said it takes 10 minuits to install was a bloody liar

But on the other hand it's quiet big!

Two sharks were swimming around in the sea when one said "what do you fancy for lucnh today?" to which the other replied, "oh, i think i'll just have a nice bit of fish, what about you?".. to which they repiled "oh, i were thinking of swimming down to morcambe, to get me a bit of chinese"... *ahem*

Sorry...I think this is HIGHLY amusing.

been out once in 2 months and now i'm £250 in debt. i need a new job and/or house. i cant live like this

> > > SPEEDING TICKET > > > A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if > > > he could see her license. > > > She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. > > > Yesterday you took my license away and today you expect me to show it > > > to you!" ............................................. > > > EXPOSURE > > > A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right > > > breast hanging out. > > > A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could > > > …

Yes, am stuck in Brazil working! Ok, I cant complain at the cheap beer, food and women and the fact is is sunny and bout 30 degrees everyday, but I miss my Pints of cool stella, the wonderful british climate....NOT!! But am missing clubbing, as they dont seem to be much where I am. By much, I mean none!!! So whats happening back in the UK?

VALENTINES

This should brighten *anyones* day up...unbelievably cute little carrots (yes carrots) singing a little valentines song...erm...not quite sure exactly what it's all about but it's insanely happy...apart from one possibly sad bit where a carrot goes on a plate and gets all upset...then his carrot pals come and rescue him with another verse of loved-up happiness...Woo! http://www.pconline.com.cn/pcedu/carton/mtv/0401/299534.html

You can get Bengali, Indian, Madagascarn and even Nepalese, how come you never see them. Don't they eat?