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Just wanted to say, really like the new look of the site. Much clearer and easier to use.

hey, i am going to turnmills this sat does anyone have any advice.... like how to get there from victoria? (I've heard that most of the major tube lines to farringdon are shut? Also what bars round there are good? (not too expensive or any turnmills advice in general?

On the 1st of march, soooooOo scared. Im having it done in london cant wait! Now what i want to know is where is the best place to have it?? I was thinking about the small of my back but thats way to common! I want it somewhere, where its orginal! And no, im not having it on my ass Oh for thoses who have one!! Does it hurt??? Cheers guys!!

Snappy Answer #1 A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket, and he opened his trench coat and flashed her. Without missing a beat she said, "Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub." Snappy Answer #2 A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the supermarket, But couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No miss, they're dead." Snappy Answer #3 The policeman got out of his car and the lad who was stopped for speeding rolled down his…

Another 3 points for Arsenal and still unbeaten all season. Henry has now got 101 goals for the North London club! Great stuff but will they go on to win everything this season?

iv booked a 5 star hotel, train tickets, meal etc for a night away with phil next wednesday. its cost me a lot of money (that iv been saving really hard for) the kids were sorted, work was.......all done but now my x has decided not to have the kids after all because my son is ill (he will be fine by this time next week) im gutted, we have had in total about 3 days/nights on our own in 5 months im that angry im crying

dont they sell normal jeans anymore. Went shopping today and decided to finally get a new pair of trousers to wear out clubbing as my current ones are fading badly and the clasp is twisting and about to break. Looking for something very similar to replace them and all i can find are jeans that have those fcking stupid looking fade marks on them or are funny colours. Where have all the normal smart jeans gone. Pissed me right off. Ended a rather nice wander round town.

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Corporate Lesson 1 A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower when the doorbell rings. After a few seconds of arguing over which one should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel that you have on." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps bac…

Ive noticed, and ive said this before, but when ive been in London, and a well known track/anthem etc gets played no one is like \o/ They carry on as normal... Where as in (for eg.) Birmingham, the same tune gets played, the crowd go mental!

Clubbers in yorkshire have taken to using dental syringes to inject ecstasy directly into their mouths, this dangerous practice is known a E by gum. ************************************************************** 2 oaps want kinky sex, he says 'can i come in your ear?' she replies 'no i'll go deaf' he says 'well i've been coming in your mouth for years and your still fucking talking' ************************************************************** Jordan & Peter Andre are having a fumble in the jungle, when they hear a noise, Jordan says to pete, 'is that jonny rotten?' andre replies 'i hope not, its the only fucking one i've got!'

Banging,drilling,sawing,hammering,laughing,shouting,screaming and best bit... leaving tv on such a high volume ALL night long i know exactly what they have on!! but... they have been burgled twice in four weeks so its kinda a deterrent so i feel shite for having to say...keep noise down! Havent had decent nites sleep in weeks(usually end up sleeping on sofa as they do all this in room next door to mine!) and im getting fed up!! WTF do i do!

Never have u spoken a truer few words than in ur sign off.

Hi im new to this board again

when i go into a forum and look at a post, all my unread post counters have done a runner anyone else get this or is it just me ............again

Please welcome my lil friend Johno... hes wicked...now be nice!!

wtf is this ment to meen: QUOTE мы любим быструю музыку ???

Loads of pretty cool photos here from friday night! http://tranceking.mpfreescene.com/gallery/...=albun45&page=1 they're from the Passion photographer

After one of my fucked conversations in twist me and my mate were really confused with braillie.. do you get left handed braille? i asked quite a few people in twist but i just got laughed at Its been annoying me since, i was gonna ask my mum when i was on the phone today but i thought...nah best not

Hey all! I have a room to let at my flat in Mitcham, Surrey. Want someone who is on the same wave length as me, loves to party but likes to chill too. Double room, £325 a month inclusive. PM me if your interested. Cx

I'm Peter from Yorkshire, this looks like a cool site. Hope you make me feel very welcome.

what can it be??? most people have club the worlds ..... come on guys what can i be??

Attractive or not?

I'm Fed up with being one of the final few singles left at weddings: sense of humour essential must like music (if not why are you on ctw?) intelligence above the level of a slug helpful Good dinners out will be supplied Sexual favours (possibly) available on request.

He lost cos' he had a crap hand

Hello you bunch of hunky funky chunky monkys. Hows it hanging? Aint been around for a while but its good to be back.

anyone got anymore photos of wildchild just gone (other than james). looking for one of the crowd in the hard room, but any will be cool. thank you

Judge Jules or some bad look alike with overgrown stubble

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?Vie...77&category=324 What are the bets its a bloke looking to make money

The Top 4 posters of all time are all WOMEN - what does that tell ya *searches_for_disappointed_smiley